Thursday, March 5, 2015

The Frugal Equestrian

Don't start scoffing immediately at the oxymoron in the title. After 2 weeks at HITS Thermal weeks V and VI, 2015, I paid diligent attention to all aspects of frugality at a horse show. If the following steps are followed assiduously, one might be able to save a buck fifty, or a down payment on a latte.

Wake up at 5:30 am and braid your own horse's tail.
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Wake up at 4:30 am and braid your own horse's mane. Some suggestions are easier to sustain than others
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Thermos in your morning coffer and cooler in your afternoon beer, the bookend beverages of the equestrian set.
Learn your course.
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Don't scratch for wind or rain, late scratches are not credited and what's wrong with a little excitement anyway?
Wear last year's hunt coat. HW variation: Wear last millennium's jacket. Duct tape works great on fraying edges and torn lining.
Only buy one picture - they all look the same anyway!
Have fun. Proven to cancel out most of the fiscal anxiety of the sport.
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http://youtu.be/F6lcBm883oY
http://youtu.be/smQpEUaTnj0
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Joan - Hugh - Brenda - Bailey

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